1. The nice men are ugly.Cowok yang baik, mukanya jelek
2. The handsome men are not nice.Cowok yang ganteng, kelakuannya jahat
3. The handsome and nice men are gay. Cowok yang ganteng dan baik ternyata gay
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married. Cowok yang ganteng, baik, dan hetero udah nikah
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money. Cowok yang tampangnya ga terlalu ganteng tapi baik, biasanya kere
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money. Cowok yang ga terlalu ganteng tapi baik dan kaya berpikir perempuan hanya tertarik pada uangnya
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.Cowok yang ganteng tapi kere hanya ngincer uang perempuan
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.Cowok ganteng yang ga terlalu baik terus hetero, ngerasa perempuan yang ada kurang cantik
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards. Cowok yang menganggap perempuan yang ada cantik, terus hetero, terus lumayan baik dan berduit, biasanya pengecut
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!Cowok yang ganteng, lumayan baik dan berduit, dan puji Tuhan hetero, ternyata terlalu pemalu dan ga mo maju duluan
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.Cowok yang ga mau maju duluan malah ilfil sama perempuan yang maju duluan
NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?cowok maunya apa siih???
"Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with."
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